Heero is not Toast [& Other Gundam Wing Facts]
  Other -  The Official Story
we have our own fic!

small note: the end of this MIGHT be yaoi or might not be. oh, well.


~The Heero is Not Toast OFFICIAL Story!~
    Once there was a piece of toast. It lived in the colony of ToastA19888Toast. On the colony of ToastA19888Toast, everyone was toast.
    Heero lived on L1 so he wasn't toast.
    Anyway, Heero visited ToastA19888Toast one day, and it was VERY toastee warm and toastee nice. Heero got attacked by a LOT of tourists
who thought he was a SUPER hot toast. But he wasn't toast. He killed them all and ate them with some butter.
    The president of ToastA19888Toast, Mr. ToastMan, heard about these murders and sent out the army of ToastA19888Toast called the
ToastyrifficArmyAttackSquad. The ToastyrifficArmyAttackSquad found Heero and attacked him, and it was the greatest battle on colony
ToastA19888Toast that ToastA19888Toast ever knew. Because we all know you cannot kill Heero. He defeated the The
ToastyrifficArmyAttackSquad, and ate them all with jam.
    By now he was out of both butter AND jam and was very sad. Mr. ToastMan was VERY VERY not happy. So Heero killed him and ate him with
the only thing left - eggs.
    And then he ran home to Duo. And he was NOT toast.

THE END

Heero is not Toast [& Other Gundam Wing Facts]
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heero and the other gundam wing stuff here aren't MINE, dammit. they're [c] someone else. toast is also not mine. ><. moron.
but the art and the layout ARE mine. all mine. no takee. no takee and all will be toastee.