what would happen if you replaced every noun in gundam wing with underpants? i wrote all the following, unless otherwise noted....

DUO: [to heero] Geez! How am i suppose to get you out of those underpants?

RELENA: True underpants are not obtained using violence.

QUATRE: You won't forget THESE underpants! NOT THESE UNDERPANTS! haha...hahaa...hahahahahah!

MARLEMELA: War is like underpants.

LADY UNE: He sacrificed his underpants...

DUO: Well you could just let us HELP you fix your underpants...
HEERO: I don't want ANYONE touching my underpants.
DUO: [sigh]

PROF. G: Duo. Why don't you steal my underpants?

HILDE: DUO! GET OUT OF THOSE UNDERPANTS BEFORE I SHOOT!

TROWA: My underpants are out of ammo...

QUATRE: My name is, Quatre Raberba Underpants.
DUO: UNDERPANTS?! You mean you're the heir to the underpants fortune?!

WUFEI: Women are such underpants!

QUATRE: I'd ask you to get out of your underpants, but you won't...will you? In that case I'm just gonna have to take them off for you...

DUO: The God of Death is back in underpants!

RELENA: HEEEEEERRROOO! COME AND GET MY UNDERPANTS, HEEERROOO!

ZECHS: my hands are too tainted with underpants.

TROWA: I am not Trowa. I am underpants.

HEERO: Underpants accepted. [or] Underpants complete.

HEERO: I was relying on those underpants from the beginning.

DUO: I'm going in! Forget the underpants!

WUFEI: My dear underpants...

HEERO: Duo. Do me a favour.
DUO: What's this? You've been asking me all these favours lately.
HEERO: Hit my underpants.
DUO: WHAT?! Have you gone mad?
HEERO: Do it.
DUO: Ok...I'll give it my best kick. [kicks heero in the underpants]
HEERO: [squeak] that wasn't what was supposed to happen...><.

DUO: Right now, I'm the only underpants you've got, buddy.

QUATRE: Trowa...[sob] tell them to stay AWAY from my underpants!

QUATRE: My underpants...they hurt so badly...

DOROTHY: YOU FOOL! My underpants are good for mankind! no one can rid themselves of my underpants forever!!

RELENA: My face looks like crap! oh, god!
[ok, that wasn't underpants OR a real quote, sue me - its true!]

DOROTHY: Is Marlemela the master you've all been waiting for? Why don't you wag your underpants and run to her!

DOROTHY: I'll just have to give you all a ride in my underpants.

QUATRE: We're fighting losing underpants.

DUO: It's ok, we're used to getting our underpants kicked!

DUO: I KNOW THOSE UNDERPANTS! ITS TROWA!!

QUATRE: This was all my fault. I'm the one who wanted to put the gundams in the underpants.

DEKIM: Marlemela is MY underpants!

DUO: I'm not about to let my buddy here be used for underpants.

HEERO: I've been underpants since the day i was born.

LITTLE GIRL: I was taking my underpants for a walk.

HEERO: Underpants hurt like hell.

QUATRE: Dorothy...I KNOW you've got good underpants...deep down...

TROWA: That's sad. A woman with no underpants.

DOROTHY: ;_;.!

RELENA: We can rid the world of underpants and restore true peace.

RELENA: Heero...I'd like to invite you to my underpants!
EVERYONE: Oh! [claps]
HEERO: [rips up underpants]
RELENA: But...why...
HEERO: I'll kill your underpants.
RELENA: [gasp]

DUO: He-hey...underpants ol' buddy...you can get through this...!

RELENA: Father-!
DARLIEN: Relena...I...I must tell you...your real father is...is...underpants.
RELENA: [gasp]

QUATRE: No, Heero! Just kill me and save the underpants!! PLEASE HEERO!

HEERO: Relena is messing up my underpants. I must kill her.

DUO: Fine...I'll become the God of Death once again!!!...but first...I need some underpants.

[Ishinji's U.A.'s]

TREIZE: [to heero after he fell out of epyon] What?  What did the underpants show you?
HEERO: .....
TREIZE: I see...so, let's get started, shall we?

HEERO: [slicing and dicing mobile dolls in epyon] Where...WHERE ARE MY UNDERPANTS??

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heero and the other gundam wing stuff here aren't MINE, dammit. they're [c] someone else. toast is also not mine. ><. moron.
but the art and the layout ARE mine. all mine. no takee. no takee and all will be toastee.