and here are the stories of their success...
[please note, i do not put every email i get up here, in fact i rarely do, due to the fact that i receive many emails a day regarding this site and can't update THAT often without dying and having no life...i will put up stories and art, or anything else VERY original, though. watch out, or your praise will mysteriously appear here... =D]

    After colony 195 peace was finally restored to the universe. There were no more battles fought and no possible use for the gundams. The 5 young pilots still kept them of course, much to Princess Relena’s disapproval, But who cares about that?
    The Pilots had settled down and were quite happy with their slightly new lives. Well actually life hadn’t really changed that much except now the all lived together in Relena’s  house.....well Hilde and Catherine lived there too. Yup life was good...well except for the Relena thing...
    Duo yawned and turned his head to look at his alarm clock. He sighed, “Shimatta! It’s only 10 a.m.! I can’t believe I woke up so early >.<!”
    He rolled out of bed and walked over to the mirror. He ran his fingers though his long hair. “Blah! Too bad I’m too tired to braid it this mornin’!” He exclaimed as he stuck out his tongue at the mirror.
    Duo staggered down the stairs and entered the kitchen. All the pilots sat at the table, except Heero, and Relena. The guys looked up at Duo.
“Hey Duo,” said Wufei not looking up from whatever it was he was doing.
    “...............,” Stated Trowa with great enthusiasm.
    “Hi Duo!” Quatre smiled as he lifted up his cup full of tea. “You’re up early..”
    “Shuddup...” yawned Duo. Quatre lost grip of his teacup and it went flying onto his lap. Duo and Wufei laughed hysterically as Quatre scrambled to get a cloth to dry himself.
    “........,” “Said” Trowa once again.
    “Shut up Damn it! It’s not funny!” Yelled Quatre. “ow! It Burns...it burns!!!!” He dabbed the cloth to his wet pants. Trowa kinda smiled...or is that possible?
    Anyways, Duo walked to the toaster and took out two pieces of bread, and slipped them into the toaster. He leaned his elbows against the counter, starring at the toaster.
    “I’m gonna go get a new pair of pants now, not that any of you guys care that I practically just burnt my dick off!” ;_; Quatre said exiting the room. Duo and Wufei laughed.
    Duo’s toast finally popped up from the toaster. He attempted to grab it before it fell down again but, failed.
    “Oh my god Duo! Doing that is like soooooooo last year!” said Trowa.
    “..........::sweat drop::...” Duo and Wufei stared.
    “Right...” Duo said as he buttered the toast and sat down next to Wufei. Quatre reentered the room. After awhile Duo finished off his piece of toast, picking up his second.
    “Baka! What the hell are you doing? Don’t eat me!” Screeched a voice.
    “huh?” Dumb-founded Duo looked around. “W-who said that? Nice one Trowa. For someone who doesn’t talk you’re sure good at imitating voices!”
    “......,” ‘replied’ Trowa.
    “It wasn’t Trowa, Duo,” screeched the voice. “bring me any closer to your mouth and die......and brush your teeth -.-.”
    0.o Duo looked down at the piece of the toast and fell back in his chair, flinging the toast across the room.
    “Blaaaahhhhh! Wufei Trowa Quatre I think my toast just talked! 0.0” screamed Duo. He plastered himself against the wall shaking his head. “Toast isn’t suppose to talk!”
    The toast got up and yelled at the other characters, “come on guys. Darnit. Help me I’m a fucking piece of toast!”
    The three stared with wide eyes and jaw slightly dropped, well except Trowa.
    “...........................................”
    They joined Duo plastering themselves against the wall. At just about the same time Relena walked down the stairs in her Pj’s. She stopped and listened into the boys conversation. She always did this being the sneaky rat that she is. All she could here was a small, but loud voice screaming. It kinda sounded like Heero but she couldn’t be sure. After all she really doesn’t have a brain. So she skipped into the room mindlessly and was slightly confused by what she saw: a piece of toast and the guys clutching themselves to the wall.
    Duo started to laugh uncontrollably. “Heero’s been turned into a piece of toast!” This is a once in a life time experience!” he thought. All of the others started to laugh too well, except Mr. Emotion. Trowa walked over to the piece of toast.
    “How......Can..........I........Help.......you.....Heero.......?”
    “Hm......How am I suppose to know?” He said as he raised his tiny gun to Trowa’s nose. He pulled the trigger and there was a little popping sound. Heero hit Trowa right in the nose and of course Relena was quite startled by this.
    “Ouch.....That...hurt...Heero, ” said Trowa as he rubbed his nose. Duo once again burst out into a wave of insane laughter. “Trowa just got shot by a piece of Toast!”
    Relena walked over to her “beloved” Toast-chan. “Hmmm...Maybe he has an off button somewhere...” she said pretending to look for one.
    “Hey Relena! Maybe if you kiss him he’ll turn into a prince!” Duo suggested sarcastically as Quatre giggled. Heero aimed his gun at Duo, as Relena picked him up. He fired his gun at Duo.
    “Shimatta! What the heck was that for?” He complained as he danced around the room in pain.
    Relena puckered up as she drew Toast-chan closer to her. Heero was of course horrified. “Help! Help! Pleasseeeeee-------” Smack! Relena planted one of her disgusting kisses on Heero 0.0 poor Heero.
    Heero squirmed to get away but then something began to happen. Before they could figure out just what it was Toast-chan fell to the floor in a pile of blue dust.
    Duo stopped and looked with the rest of the gang, “what happened to him?”
    Duo and Quatre smirked “I bet it was Relena’s Kiss! We’d turn into a pile of blue dust if we were kissed by Relena...Wouldn’t you?!”
    ::sniffle sniffle:: “you’re soooo mean!” Relena ran out of the room, “heeeeeerooo!”
    “um...so......anyone...got....a...dust....pan?”

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heero and the other gundam wing stuff here aren't MINE, dammit. they're [c] someone else. toast is also not mine. ><. moron.
but the art and the layout ARE mine. all mine. no takee. no takee and all will be toastee.