and here are the stories of their success...
[please note, i do not put every email i get up here, in fact i rarely do, due to the fact that i receive many emails a day regarding this site and can't update THAT often without dying and having no life...i will put up stories and art, or anything else VERY original, though. watch out, or your praise will mysteriously appear here... =D]

=>Chat <Heero says, "I am not toast.">

=>Chat <Quatre says, ". . . But are you bread?">

=>Chat <Duo ROFL! Did you see the thing on there about
underpants?>

=>Chat <Quatre says, "Yes ^.^;;

=>Chat <Quatre chews on her computer.  My computer is
toast -.->

=>Chat <Heero says, "I am not bread, for toast is
bread. Therefore, I am not bread, nor toast.">

=>Chat <Quatre says, "But are you a Twinkee?">

=>Chat <Heero says, "...No.">

=>Chat <Duo says, "Heero is Soup!">

=>Chat <Quatre says, "But you have a creamy filling,
and you also do not die.  Twinkies have creamy
filling, and also do not die.  Therefore, you are a
Twinkie.">

Doings at the time:

Quatre                 00:03   0s  Heero is a Twinkie!
Heero                  00:06   1m  I am not toast!

=>Chat <Duo lols!>

=>Chat <Heero says, "However, twinkies go stale. I do
not go stale. I am not a twinkie.">

=>Chat <Quatre says, "Twinkies do not go stale.
Twinkies have shelf-lives of a million years.  Nor do
you go stale, as you said.  You are a Twinkie.">

=>Chat <Duo says, "Soup is hot.. but it also goes
cold. o_o Heero is hot.. and is cold. >_> Heero is
soup!">

=>Chat <Quatre says, "But soup can die, and Heero
cannot die.  Therefore, Heero is not soup.">

=>Chat <Heero says, "Indeed.">

=>Chat <Quatre says, "But he is still a Twinkie.">

=>Chat <Heero says, "No.">

=>Chat <Duo says, "Twinkies can die too.. see? *eats a
twinkie*">

=>Chat <Duo tries to think of something that can't
die.. Wax Fruit? o_O Heero is wax fruit!>

=>Chat <Quatre says, "But Heero would also die if he
was eaten.  However, Twinkies do not die when dropped
from skyscrapers.  Heero is still a Twinkie.">

=>Chat <Duo says, "Twinkies do die if you drop them..
they go splay.">

=>Chat <Duo says, "splat">

=>Chat <Quatre says, "Not True Twinkies.  True
Twinkies have rubber-ball like properties.">

=>Chat <Duo did not know that. o_O Wow. Heero must be
a twinky then.>

=>Chat <Heero is not! BAKA!!>

=>Chat <Duo does that make Heero... an RP twink? >_>;>

=>Chat <Duo thbbts at Heero, "Baka yourself." -_n>

=>Chat <Wing Gundam stomps repeatedly upon Duo and
Quatre.>

=>Chat <Quatre beams.  See?  My logic is proof against
anything.  And no, there is a difference between a
Twinkie and a Twink -.-;  If all Twinks were Twinkies,
all would be good.>

=>Chat <Duo dies. x_x>

=>Chat <Quatre ouchies o.o>

=>Chat <Heero says, "Besides.. twinkies don't have any
skills. They can't pilot mobile suits, shoot people,
or self-destruct.">

=>Chat <Quatre says, "Heero is a Super-Evolved
Twinkie.">

=>Chat <Heero says, "...">

=>Chat <Duo likes Quatre's logic. n_n>

=>Chat <Quatre interprets Heero's silence to be
agreement, and wins the argument ^.^>

=>Chat <Duo says, "Wait.. twinkies are always naked.
>_> Is Heero always naked?">

=>Chat <Quatre says, "Twinkies are *not* always naked.
Twinkies wear plastic wrappings.  Heero wears plastic
clothing.  Heero is still a Twinkie.">

=>Chat <Heero says, "... No. I wear spandex. *hits
Quatre over the head with a baseball bat*">

=>Chat <Duo ahhs. o_o;>

=>Chat <Duo says, "Spandex.. plastic.. there's a
difference?">

=>Chat <Heero says, "Yes.">

=>Chat <Duo doesn't think so.>

=>Chat <Heero knows so.>

=>Chat <Quatre ouchies and is twapped on the head o.o;
Spandex is stretchable, and it is strange.  Therefore
it is plastic.  Don't try to argue with me, I think
I've proven that my logic cannot be defeated by
logic.>

=>Chat <Duo mrees.. "Cause you get constant wedgies?"
n_n; *ducks*>

=>Chat <Heero says, "Actually, plastic isn't
stretchable. *idly drops a gundanium anvil on Duo's
head*">

=>Chat <Quatre says, "Well, it *can* be.">

=>Chat <Duo ows. x_x;>

=>Chat <Heero says, "But is doesn't have the same
texture as spandex.">

=>Chat <Duo randomnly puts a bra on Heero and snaps
it! >_>;>

=>Chat <Quatre says, "But the point isn't that
Twinkies wear spandex.  Twinkies wear clothing, and it
is not normal.  Heero wears clothing, and it is not
normal.  Therefore, Heero is still a Twinkie. ^.^;
.oO ( When is he gonna give *up* on this? )">

=>Chat <Duo says, "Heero is a.... bra! e_e">

=>Chat <Quatre hmms.  I'll go along with that.  But .
. . Is he a *Twinkie* bra? ^.-;;>

=>Chat <Heero isn't a twinkie, nor a bra, NOR a
twinkie bra. They are all inanimate objects. >:) >

=>Chat <Duo LOL! Twinkie bra! I like that!>

=>Chat <Quatre pokes Heero in the gut, getting no
response.  "Heero is also inanimate.  Heero is
therefore a Twinkie.  Bra.">

=>Chat <Duo hangs bras all over Heero. n_n>

=>Chat <Heero breaks Quatre's finger. "No, I'm afraid
you're incorrect.">

=>Chat <Duo puts a size 72 C red silk bra on Heero's
head. o_O>

=>Chat <Heero takes the bra and gags Duo with it. n_n>

=>Chat <Duo yerps! x_o>

=>Chat <Quatre ouchies again o.o;  "Twinkies are not
inanimate objects.  Twinkies are plotting to take over
the world, and things that try to take over the world
must be animate.">

=>Chat <Duo muffles.. "Like Kumquats?">

=>Chat <Quatre nods sagely.  Like Kumquats.  The
Kumquats and the Twinkies are working together to take
over the world.>

=>Chat <Heero says, "Alright, alright, already. So I
*am* a twinkie! But I am the GREAT TWINKIE! Prepare to
die, MORTALS! BWAHAHAH!">

=>Chat <Duo eats Heero. Twinkie!>

=>Chat <Quatre files her nails.  And proceeds to eat
Heero as well.  "I was waiting for him to say that
^.^">

=>Chat <Duo  n_n>

=>Chat <Heero uses his supreme GREAT TWINKIE skills to
incinerate Duo and Quatre, "Back, I say! Back!">

=>Chat <Duo is immune to twinkie powers!>

=>Chat <Heero says, "Come forth my mighty twinkie
army! DESTROY those who oppose us! MWAHAHA!">

=>Chat <Duo mrees.. "You really have the power of
suggestion, Quatre." n_n;;;>

=>Chat <Heero coughs. "I think the Zero system is
getting to my brain again.">

=>Chat <Quatre says, "I try ^.^;  Here, Heero, have a
piece of toast.">

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heero and the other gundam wing stuff here aren't MINE, dammit. they're [c] someone else. toast is also not mine. ><. moron.
but the art and the layout ARE mine. all mine. no takee. no takee and all will be toastee.