Heero is not Toast [& Other Gundam Wing Facts]

heero's not toast. and the other boys aren't anything, either! =D these were all sent in by you, the fans, so be proud! i do almost no work for this part. YOU DO IT ALL! doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that you helped make this site better?!

clothes
duo: duo wears all black and a preist collar.
sheep: wears a wool sweater all year long except when
it is shorn and walks around naked. if duo walked
around naked, hed get mauled by obsessed fangirls.

speech
duo: duo has seki toshihiko as a seiyuu in japan and
scott macneil as a seiyuu in america, canada,
australia, etc.
sheep: a sheep has no seiyuu. it just says "baa".

origin of character
duo: duo is actually based on a spanish inuisition
cardinal who wore his hair in a braid and was executed
when he claimed to be the god of death.
sheep: sheep come from germany.

relationships
duo: is according to heero, an obstacle in his way.
trowa isn't his friend cos he blew up deathscythe.
quatre is duo's friend, wu fei doesn't like him much
but duo likes wufei (remember when the got stuck in
the airtight cell?) duo once remarked that relena
looked nice. hilde brainwashed him and he will one day
escape her and kill her.
sheep: have no friends.

Death*
Duo: is mortal, so he could die, but since no one wants him to (and if you
do heero might come after you with a chainsaw, so I don’t suggest you do) he
won’t die….sometimes he causes other people to die, but, well, he’s just so
much fun that no one really cares
Batman: well, he can prob’ly die as well, but he seems to wear lotsa
aromor-type thingy-ma-bobs, so maybe he can’t die…o.O, I suppose I’ll have
to do more resaerch. Batman also never kills people, he always just goes
and captures them and gets them into jail so that they can escape again…that
way he always has something to do and won’t lose his Dark Knight job.

*Abilities*
Duo: can pilot the bestest MS in the world, also he can shhot future lovers
with guns, and he can sing, porb’ly dance, and maybe he can even play a
piano! He also has the ability to grow a really long and really cool braid
><><><><><(^.^)
Batman: can’t pilot a MS ata ll, but he does have the batmobile….i don’t
think he has a gun…just a lot of bat-gadgets. I don’t think Batman could
dance or sing, maybe he could play a piano but he prob’ly makes Alfred (the
butler) do that for him. And batman has really stupid hair.

*Friends*
Duo: duo has got lotsa friends…heero and quatre and wufei and trowa and
hilde *cringe* and maybe even some other people…and me, of course 
Batman: I think batman’s only friend is Alfred, and he always has a girl or
two somewhere but they’re always bad or evil or stupid. And I think batman
also has some batty-like friends

*Clothes*
Duo: wears lotsa black and has a cool priest collar and a funny lookin hat
and even some sunglasses sometimes….but lotsa times we wish he wasn’t
wearing anything at all……
Batman: well, batman wears black too, but he has a big cape (why doesn’t it
ever get in the way? Wouldn’t you think it would? o.O) and he has a funny
mask thingy that has li’l batty ears on it and makes his eyes look like
white triangles. ^.^

*mycomputer area*
Duo: I have lotsa deathscythes and duos on guard at my computer….till my
mommy makes me put them away but oh well….also there is a duo wall paper and
screen saver and icons on my computer
Batman: I have a batman mousepad…..o.O

*Weaponry*
Duo: duo seems partial to the scythe, and he did have the gun, too. Plus
he’s got Deathscythe, and we may as well count his lovely li’l Heero in
there as well, right? And he’s friends with Howard who fixes up all his MS.
He seems to have a few other gizmos as well…..
Batman: he has a lot of little things that he keeps in his belt, but nothing
as cool as a scythe…and Alfred prob’ly made all Batman’s stuff…in fact
Alfred is the real super hero!! Go Alfred!

Death
Duo: Can die. However, he *is* death incarnate, as he says at every available opportunity.
EIJBWCC&GB: Can also die. However, they are *not* death, as there are not reports of either escorting people to hell.

Abilities
Duo: Can pilot the coolest mobile suit in existence. Can shoot Heero when he first meets the guy. Can insult Relena and get away with it. Not bound by the inverse promise of "Omae o korosu," can kill Relena.
EIJBWCC&GB: Could probably not pilot anything better than a Taurus (the car, not the suit). Can't shoot Heero, because Heero doesn't have the same relationship with EIJBWCC&GB as he does with Duo. We hope. Can't insult Relena, because Relena doesn't consort with bagels and breadsticks. Probably could kill Relena, but couldn't look cool doing it.

Friends
Duo: Has many friends. Usually doesn't get any responses, because he doesn't ever shut up, but there's positive evidence that Heero (who is not toast, but may, at times, be bread) can shut him up occasionally. When this happens, Wufei is there with a video camera, the tapes of which we then blackmail him into giving us.
EIJBWCC&GB: Only have friends who are working up to eating them. (No comments about Heero and Duo, please. Tapes are $30 each.)

Clothes
Duo: Note the kickass braid. Note the violet eyes. Note the fact that he is fully clothed (except at certain times in front of Heero, but that's not important...) He either wears that priest outfit or the one from the OAVs. He also wears other outfits, far more frequently than Heero does.
EIJBWCC&GB: Have no braids. Have no eyes (we hope). Wear no clothes. ARE NOT INVOLVED WITH HEERO! (We hope.)

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heero and the other gundam wing stuff here aren't MINE, dammit. they're [c] someone else. toast is also not mine. ><. moron.
but the art and the layout ARE mine. all mine. no takee. no takee and all will be toastee.