Heero is not Toast [& Other Gundam Wing Facts]

heero's not toast. and the other boys aren't anything, either! =D these were all sent in by you, the fans, so be proud! i do almost no work for this part. YOU DO IT ALL! doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that you helped make this site better?!

A COOKED PIECE OF BREAD POPPED OUT OF MY TOASTER WEARING GREEN TANK-TOP AND BLACK SPANDEX SHORTS!!! HE SAW MY RELENA BARBIE DOLL AND RIPPPED HER HEAD OFF AND SAID TO ME "YOUR'E NEXT..." I SCREAMED AND RIPPED UP THE TOAST AND SAVED THE CLOTHES FOR FUTURE REFERANCE. THEN MY BAGEL WORE THEM....O_o IM CONVINCED THAT HEERO IS TOAST..by the way when the toast came out it was hot!!! (and du-uh Heero is hot my friend!) that is all

1. appearence
heero: hair, skin, clothes, eyes, normal male human
anatomy, and an insane kawaii-ness.
chair: none of the above. not kawaii, but fun to ride
around on!

2. speech.
heero: he says "omae o korosu" alot.
chair: it says "omae o mawaru" alot. (tee-hee!)
(kchan says omae o yaru & ore ga joro alot. teehee!!)

3. abilities
heero: has the tricks of the trade when it comes to
killing people, setting bones by hand, keeping hair
spiky and confusing relena.
chair: has the tricks of the trade when it comes to
spinning around.

4. death
heero: he cant die. you can throw him off a building,
shoot him, cut his wrists, blow him up, put him within
3 feet of relena, but he still wont die.
chair: is a nonliving piece of furniture. it is not
alive, so technically, it is already dead.

Heero eats coco puffs for breakfast. They are Heero's favorite breakfast foos, along with toast. Heero would not eat his own kind, and is therefor not coco puffs.

DEATH
Heero: Invincible. The boy will not die.
Usako: But.....Shelby.....he....
Shelby: Shut up, he can't die!!! *glares*
Bulletin Board: Okay, it's alive! But ya know, with poking all those holes in it, you KILLED IT! You bastard!!!!!!
ps- on that note, you can stick things in bulletin boards. but with Heero...you can't.....well, you can stick them........never mind!

Abilities:
Heero: Pilots a kick baka MS! And well, if you're a yaoi fan...."other" things are also in order!
Bulletin Board: It sits on the wall. You tack pictures to it, or hang things on it, or whatever!

Friends:
Heero: Has many friends. All the pilots are ::sometimes:: his friends, but it depends. He's also kinda friends with his gundam, I think.....
Bulletin Board: Friends? Besides me since I tack tons of things on mine? NONE.

Clothes:
Heero: Spandex and tank tops. Baby, oh baby. (¬_¬;;)
Bulletin Board: Um......I guess the stuff you put on it is clothes....but they're not cloth...hmmmmmm........

Death
Heero: Cannot die. He just can't. You can drown him, shoot him, blow him up, and the lad just WILL NOT DIE.
APWES: Can die. Will die once you eat it, and is probably already dead since you cooked the thing! Bad you!

Abilities
Heero: Can pilot a very cool Mobile Suit. Can shoot people, get shot, and not die. Can stay up all night doing very naughty things to a certain other pilot. He can also kill Relena, but hasn't because...uhh...she scares him too much. He just can't get near her.
APWES: Can't do anything. It can sit on your plate and....mold? Oh! It can taste good! Especially the ones my Nona makes. Mmm Mmmm gooood. (Side noat; Nona means grandmother in Italian ^_^)

Friends
Heero: Has lots of friends. The other gundam pilots are his friends. Noin and Sally are his friends (I think o.O) Relena WISHES she was Heero's friend. Actually, she wishes she was in Heero's pants, but that ain't never gonna happen.
APWES: Has...some...friends. Other pancakes are it's friends. The syrup is it's friend. The plate is possibly it's friend, but anything that got me that sticky I'd hate.

Clothes
Heero: Wears a green tank top and black spandex shorts. And you can sometimes see him wearing jeans. And that's it. Some people wish he would wear a Speedo, but that won't happen any time soon. Other people wish we wouldn't wear anything at all. But that won't happen unless you take off all his clothes, and if you do he'll shoot you.
APWES: Wears...syrup o.O And that's about it, unless you put other stuff on it like butter, jam, berries, ex.

Relena is not Heero's boyfriend. She never was, and she never will be. Relena is a spoiled little brat who spends her days stalking poor Heero around. She reads Heero's mail....follows him to the ends of the earth (LITERALLY) and spends many hours staring at Heero's unmentionables. *crowd of rabid relena fans charge in* 1XR 1XR!!!!!! *kills them all* Anyway, as I was saying....Relena will never be Heero's boyfriend. *holds up a little 1x2 flag* Mm-hmm. *nods head* XD

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heero and the other gundam wing stuff here aren't MINE, dammit. they're [c] someone else. toast is also not mine. ><. moron.
but the art and the layout ARE mine. all mine. no takee. no takee and all will be toastee.