Heero is not Toast [& Other Gundam Wing Facts]

heero's not toast. and the other boys aren't anything, either! =D these were all sent in by you, the fans, so be proud! i do almost no work for this part. YOU DO IT ALL! doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that you helped make this site better?!

Abilities:
Quatre: Quatre can pilot a mobile suit. He is very good at that.
Quatre also knows what mute clowns think. I think he does that with his very
friendly SpaceHeart. (See above.)
Pansy: Pansy can look nice. He usually just sits there. He can't pilot
a mobile suit, because Pansy doesn't have arms. He does, however, have
leaves that soak up sun. If Quatre tried to soak up sun, he'd get sunburnt.

Death:
Quatre: Quatre is unable to die. He can't even die when he wants to.
His inanimate friend Sandrock (See above.) protects him from not-very-good
things. The Maganac Corps help too. They have fezzes. =^.^=
Pansy: Pansy dies a lot. He gets stepped on, dries up, gets sprayed
with herbicide, and other stuff. Quatre was sprayed with blood once. It
didn't kill him, but he nearly fainted. No one protects poor little Pansy.

Sanity:
Quatre: Quatre is usually very calm and sane. That is a good thing.
One time he got in a ZERO system and went insane. That was a bad thing. He
killed people.
Pansy: Pansy isn't sane or insane. He's just there. The bees inside
Pansy are a totally different story. *winces; reaches for band aid*

Family:
Quatre: Quatre has 29 sisters. His mom died in the manga. His dad died
in episode 21, "Grief-Stricken Quatre".
Pansy: Pansy has millions and billions of sisters. And brothers. Quatre
doesn't have any brothers. Pansy's parents were probably dead before he knew
them. They didn't get a manga and TV episode to die in. *sniffle*

Abilities:
Quatre: Looking cute. Kawaiiness is Quatre's #1 ability. Just look at
all the crazed fangirls after him!
Fruit: Looking tasty. Tastiness is Fruit's #1 ability. Just look at
all the hungry Quatre-crazed fangirls eating tasty Fruit! Quatre can't be
Fruit, because people would eat him. (If you did, he might taste like tea.
Or chicken. O.o)

Friends:
Quatre: Quatre has many friends. His SpaceHeart draws them to him.
He's everybody's friend! (The song says so!) Even Sandrock is his friend,
and he's just an inanimate object.
Fruit: Fruit doesn't have any friends... unless you count the people who
eat Fruit. But no one would eat Quatre to become his friend. He might taste
funny. (See above.)

Clothes:
Quatre: Just remember: P, P, K. Pink, Purple, Khaki. That's about it.
Oooooohh... except that incredibly tight spacesuit from episodes 47-49.
*grin* *evil giggle of glee*
Fruit: Fruit doesn't wear clothes. It's just kinda... there. Sometimes
people put peanut butter and caramel on Fruit. But then they eat his
clothes. Nobody's eaten Quatre's clothes. Also, Fruit comes in many colors.
Quatre comes in 3: Pink, Purple, Khaki. (See above.)

APPEARANCE
Quatre is a cute lil blondie. He has turquoise eyes, is kinda pale, and is cute 24/7!
Dracula has black hair, pale face and... fangs. Ew. ><

FRIENDS
Quatre has lots of friends! He has his sisters,and Trowa, and Duo, and Trowa, and maybe even Heero and Wufei. Did I mention Trowa? ;)
Dracula... has very few friends. He has bats! =)

CLOTHES
Quatre wears clothes! He has nice clothes! He has a kawaii pink shirt, and khakis, and a cute blue vest! He's naked around Trowa, however.
Dracula dresses like a Goth. Nuff' said.

Quatre can go ZERO system, get stabbed by Dorothy, and make love to Trowa.
Dracula can talk with a funny accent and suck ur blood.

DEATH
Quatre... can... die. :'( But who would want to kill him?
Dracula... can't die. If you put a stake in his heart, he might, and everyone wants to. ^.^

LOVE
Quatre loves Trowa (no da!) and his sisters!
Dracula... loves... nobody, and he's not even a yaoi!

Q. Ohmigosh! Quatre has fangs! He's Dracula!
A. Does Quatre still love Trowa?
Q. Yes.
A. Nuff said.

Quatre is honey, bequase he is very sweet. honey is very sweet too. Quatre also has the maquanacs, and they fight to protect quatre. The maquanacs are wasps/bees. Bees like to protect honey. The maquanacs protect Quatre like bees protect honey. Therefore Quatre is honey... I think.

Clothes:
I cosplayed Quatre because I am Quatre and I didn't look like a Twinky,
therefore Quatre isn't a twinky!

I got a twinky signed by Scott Mcneil and Kirby Morrow at Anime fest last
weekend and I don't think Scott or Kirby would want to sign Quatre unless
they had a reeeaaaally good reason.......

And plus, Twinkys has that mysterious cream filling in the middle. Quatre
does not have mysterious cream filling in the middle. If he does, then there
is something he's not telling us! ;_;

[interesting fact of the day: this was originally going to be the site. O_o. i then decided quatre was too hard to draw and switched it to heero while eating my breakfast...i found this while digging through some old stuff.]

Now this is why Quatre is not an umbrella.
DEATH.
Quatre ~
Quatre might be able to die, but it has not yet happened. He can get blown up, beaten and mentally bruised and not die. He can also have his body be controlled by a machine that swims in death and not die. He can also get stabbed in the chest and moan in pain for the next two episodes but not die from it.
Umbrella ~
you can burn, crush, and throw away umbrellas. That would kill then. You could throw Quatre away, but it wouldn't be very nice.

ABILITIES
Quatre ~
can stop wars, be stabbed by Dorothy, blow up colonies and step on playgrounds. He also enjoys playing the violin and making sweet music with Trowa. [with his violin.]
Umbrella ~
Umbrellas can fold up and stop the rain from hitting you. Quatre can't. End.

FRIENDS
Quatre ~
has numerous friends. Duo is his friend. Heero is his friend. Wufei is his friend. Trowa is his close friend. His 29 sisters are his friends. His dad was his friend until he was blown into little Mr. Winner pieces. Zechs and Trieze and Noin are all Quatre's friends. So is Dorothy, even though they are always fighting; they are friends. Lady Une is Quatre's friend and so is the little girl Heero blew up in Endless Waltz. Dammit, everyone is Quatre's friend. Dork.
Umbrella ~
umbrella are the friends of those who they keep dry from the rain. not everyone on gundam wing! so Quatre is not an umbrella.

CLOTHES
Quatre ~
often wears clothes. sometimes he only wears bandages or a hospital gown. and he also has goggles to protect him from Trowa's hair. Normally he wears pants too. And a pink shirt and vest.
Umbrella ~
Comes in pretty colors, but doesn't wear clothes and NEVER pants. It wears rain...but if you put rain on Quatre, he'd just get wet and sneeze and cry and umbrella's don't. So Quatre is not an umbrella.

Q: My umbrella is DEFINITELY a pacifist. AND its father was killed. I killed it myself. HAH! Its QUATRE!
A: It's blond?
Q: ...
A: I didn't THINK so.

Quatre is not a taco. Because Quatre is peace loving, spoiled, youngest-in-the-family, and is also a pretty boy. While a Taco is a crispy mexican food who's insides fall out when you tip it.

Death
Quatre: Can die, but only a few... insecure ^^' people would want him to. Do
you want to see Quatre die!? Better not... *pouts* I'll send rabid furbies to
your house...
I mean it... *sniff*
Twinkie: It can't die. It wasn't alive in the first place. It was not a
living organism in the first place. Baka.

Abilities
Quatre: He, like most Gundam Pilots, CAN FLY A GUNDAM! (Amazing, ne?) He is
also very emotional. ^^; But, most importantly, Quatre is veeery sexy and is
gonna stay that way. =P
Twinkie: You can eat twinkies. You can use them in strange acts of pleasure.
You can throw them at people and make them pissed off at you. (I do not
suggest this, though.) You can eat too many and pay homage to the porcelain
god for a few hours. (I do not suggest this either.) None of these abilities
are very amazing, though. oO;

Friends
Quatre: Quatre has lots of friends. More friends than Heero, 'cause Heero is
antisocial and introver--- *gets whapped* *sniff* Trowa is Quatre's special
friend. I'm Quatre's special friend. If the people of the world weren't so
stupid and quit fighting, they'd be Quatre's friend.
... Mr. Dinky is--- *whapped again by a masked man with a unibang*
Twinkie: Twinkies are gross. No one really likes twinkies. Maybe other
desserts would be a twinkie's friend, but they aren't alive so they can't be
Twinkie's friend.

Clothes
Quatre: He wears clothes. He wears a lot of light red (IT'S NOT PINK. ><) and
white and other tints of colours. He looks hot in his clothes. He also looks
hot without his clothes. O^^O
Twinkie: Twinkies do not wear clothes. They might if a psycho little person
put clothes on them, but they do not wear clothing of any type on a normal
basis. They're just sponge cake with cream filling. Period.

NOTE: These reasons contain Wufei-bashing. If you're a pro-Wufei person, I suggest you don't read this. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. If you aren't pro-Wufei, don't care, or have a sense of humor, go ahead. I'm not going to take the time to read any flames because you didn't take this warning into consideration, so THERE! Neener neener boo boo!
-Destini

DEATH
Quatre can die. But people don't want him to die because he's oh so innocent and CUTE!!! And besides, it'll be harder for him to die because he's got his little Maganac buddies with him!
Wufei can die too. BUT, he's more liable to die because he's an idiot who likes to talk bad about women, and Quatre doesn't do that. If Quatre ever heard Wufei talking that way about ladies, he would take out a whip and strike away at Wufei (hey that kinda rhymed)!

ABILITIES
Quatre can be cute, pilot a mobile suit, be EXTREMELY cute if he wants to be, get jabbed in the gut by a fencing sword from a certain Dorothy (NO! NOT the one from the Wizard of OZ! Hey wait...OZ...and OZ...hmm...), play pretty music with Trowa, get screwed by Trowa (or vice versa depending on your tastes), and spend a lot o' dough (he's real rich, ya know)!
Wufei can talk bad about women, be an idiot, lose a wife that he didn't even take the time to get to know because he's an idiot, ramble on and on and on and on and on and on about justice and weakness (or whatever the dink he talks about), shove a katana or stick up his *** (which is why he acts like an idiot), and lose his mind (if he has one) when he gets angry and acts even more idiotic. Oh, yeah...he can also pilot a mobile suit. He CAN NOT make pretty music with Trowa (probably because Trowa won't let him or Wufei doesn't know squat about instruments), and he can't screw Trowa either because he's Quatre's! He might be able to get jabbed by Dorothy, but that's only because he's an idiot. Quatre got jabbed because Dorothy was crazy at the time, but Quatre was NOT an idiot.

FRIENDS
Quatre has LOTS of friends! He's got all the other pilots (except Wufei because he's an idiot), the Maganacs, all the people he's met through his
business, and basically the whole world because he's so CUTE and sweet! Ok, so maybe Dorothy isn't his friend. BUT, everybody else is!
Wufei has "friends". The other pilots act nice to him and treat him like a friend (okay, Quatre and Duo do. Heero just gives him the Death Glare and Trowa just blinks and doesn't say much), but they know deep down inside themselves that he's an idiot so they're really not his friends. Sally MIGHT be his friend. But that's because she doesn't know that he's an idiot. Treize or Zechs might be his friends too. But since Treize is dead and Zechs is livin' it up with Noin, they aren't.

CLOTHES
Quatre wears a pink shirt, purple vest, khaki pants, and whatever other cutesy-pansy clothes you can put on a guy and not look TOTALLY gay. Sometimes you might see him in a business suit. Other times you might see him either in a hot red thong made of silk or nothing at all (but this is only when him and Trowa get really happy, so it doesn't really matter).

Wufei wears...something. It's a white robe with white pants and these old slipper thingies. Most of the time you see him without the white robe, so you get to see him in a blue muscle shirt, and you notice that there are these wierd things on his pants that might make him look like he's got a bad case of the wedgies. Wufei does not and WOULD not wear a pink shirt or a purple vest because he'll think it's too "weak" to wear stuff like that. He might wear khaki pants to match his Preventer outfit but that's about it. He doesn't wear a hot red thong made of silk because it'll take away his "dignity", and because he'll look ugly if he does.

Death:
Quatre can die and kill people. Feels sorry for them, though.
Losers just die. They can't kill because they can't get any kewl weapons like quatre.

Abilities:
Can throw heat things that make a nice explosion. Only gundam pilot with the nerve to wear pink regularly.
Losers just sit there. They also try to do many things but fail. They also can't handle the zero system no matter how many times they try.

Friends:
limited to other pilots, but better than nuttin quatre. No women friends {Quatre: What is a women?}
Losers simply don't have friends. Except maybe Saddam Hussein.

Clothes:
Pink. Pink. Pink. Oh, and pink.
Uh, sometimes they don't wear anything. Oh and 2$ shirts at yard sales.
the list goes on...

1.FAMILY-
Quatre- Quatre has 29 older sisters. His parents are dead. He ran away from home when he was 12. He did not have a good relationship with his father. I don?ft know about the rest of his family?
Me- I have 2 younger sisters. My parents are both alive and well. I talk to my parents; we get along well. I have never considered running away.
2.GENDER/RACE-
Quatre- Quatre is male. He is also an Arabian. I think he is a Human.
Me- I am female. I am an Elf. My ancestors came from Wales and Ireland and England and Germany and France and Scotland and Spain and North America (Cherokee Indians)
3. FRIENDS/RELATIONSHIPS-
Quatre- Quatre is very nice. He likes everybody. He will befriend anybody. Many girls like Quatre. They obsess over how cute he his. There are Quatre fan clubs.
Me- I am misanthropic and anti-social. People annoy me. I only have a few friends.
I am also very opinionated and therefore annoy others. Some guys like me. Some people tell me I am beautiful/look like an anime character. But I think they only tell me that to appease me so I won?ft blow anything up.
4. WAR-
Quatre- Quatre is a pacifist. He does not like violence. He blows things up when he has no choice.
Me- I am only sort of a pacifist. I believe in putting people before ideas. But sometimes violence is needed. Like to protect innocent lives. But usually it is bad. I am fascinated by weapons, especially old ones?c. Like swords, long bows, whips?c. Anything old.
5. DRIVING-
Quatre- Quatre can drive a mobile suit. He just hopped into one and could drive it.
Me- I can?ft even drive a car. I am old enough to have my license?cbut I don?ft. I do not like driving. It terrifies me.
6.PETS-
Quatre- Quatre has pets. He has 40 maganacs (and Trowa if you believe doujinshi.)
Me- I have 2 cats and a dog. I used to have fish, but they died.
7. APPEARANCE-
Quatre- Quatre is a psychotic blonde. He has aqua colored eyes. He wears vests and khakis or business suits. He is short (5?f1?h) He is really cute.
Me- I am not a psychotic blonde. I like psychotic blondes, but I am not one. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I am 5?f4?h. I wear many different outfits. I like to wear dresses. Quatre has only been seen in these in doujinshi, and those have no truth in them anyway. I also like boots and baggy jeans and leather. Quatre does not wear boots or baggy jeans or leather, even though he would look cute in them. I also wear rebel paraphernalia, t-shirts, and ?enormal people clothes?f. I refuse to wear brand names. Quatre probably likes brand-name clothing.
8. HOBBIES-
Quatre- Quatre plays the violin. He drives a Gundam. He sits around being cute. He comes up with intelligent plans. He doesn?ft have time for much else.
Me- I play the clarinet (I hate it!) I take dance lessons. I take voice lessons. I teach myself about a gazillion different foreign languages. I practice archery. I neglect my schoolwork. I watch anime. I read manga. I spend all my money enhancing my anime/manga/jpop/related-items. I read novels. (Mostly fantasy. Tolkien, Wilde, Sayers, and Eddings?c) I write. I draw. I play RPGs. I must have more time than Quatre does?^_-
9. INTELLIGENCE-
Quatre- Quatre is very smart. He doesn't attend school, because he doesn't need to. He would make straight 100's. His IQ probably rivals Mizuno Ami.
Me- I barely pass math. I am lazy. I don't study. I don't do my homework. I do well on standardized tests, but that doesn't prove anything. I am not nearly as smart as Fuu or Ami or Omi or Quatre.
10. STORY-
Quatre- Quatre is a copyrighted character from the manga. series Shin Kidousenki Gundam Wing. This story is also a T.V. series. There are numerous doujinshi, fanfics and fanart based on this series. People have Quatre themed computer desktops. People own Quatre posters and models and pins and such. People are obsessed with Quatre.
Me- I am not copyrighted. I am a hallucination brought on by watching too much anime. To my knowledge there are no fanfics, doujinshi, or other fan made products featuring me. There are no professionally made products featuring me. If I have rabid, obsessed fans, I am unaware of it.
11. MENTAL HEALTH-
Quatre- Quatre is mentally unstable. But we can forgive him because he is cute. (think Captain Tyler. LOL)
Me- I am also mentally unstable. However, I am slightly Autistic. Therefore, I am unstable in a different way.

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heero and the other gundam wing stuff here aren't MINE, dammit. they're [c] someone else. toast is also not mine. ><. moron.
but the art and the layout ARE mine. all mine. no takee. no takee and all will be toastee.