Heero is not Toast [& Other Gundam Wing Facts]
  Reasons
why no one is anything

heero's not toast. and the other boys aren't anything, either! =D these were all sent in by you, the fans, so be proud! i do almost no work for this part. YOU DO IT ALL! doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that you helped make this site better?!


Why Treize is not...


~My English Teacher~
by Sophie Maria Bauer
Hallololo, iám from germany, and so my english isn´t very good.. but I try... so, don´t get  confused by my writing style =D....
But, here is the reason, why Treize can´t be my english teacher ...

Death
Treize : can die ( as we see in the last episode of GW)
My teacher : can´t die... he must be immortal ( hey, I tryed to kill him,
three or fourtimes.... but he lived on !! (maybe he´s a Gundam?)

Abilities
Treize: can pilot a Ms , can handle the craziest women in Space (  and I don´t talk of my german teacher....), can beat Wufei so he gets crazy (yea, beat this *****) , can smell like rose O``O  and can be the friend of a certain
Miliardo ....
My teacher : can scream,  can pronounce every english word false, cab fall down the stairs, can be my neighbour, can scream, can crush into my if I carry a plant (so that the plant falls down and I get the annoyance of my whole class...), can scream, can be nerve-racking and can´t  get killed by me ....Treize can be nerve-racking too, but he is cool and so I can forgive him...but my teacher is only annoying... so I can forgive him.........

Clothes
Treize: wear cool things ( oh , yes, I think so... AND I´M NOT INTERESTET IN WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT HIS STYLE !!!!) his boots are quite cool... but his coat his much cooler and his uniform is CUTE !!!!
My teacher: wear boring jeans, boring shoes, boring shirts ... in short...he is the personifyed boring..........So, Treize is not boring, my teacher is... so he can´t be my teacher !!

Friends
Treize has really cool ( and crazy=D) friends (and lovers 0´´0) like Lady Une, Zechs, the soilders and so on.... And do not forget his enemies !!! The GWpilots are the best enemies you can have ( unless Wufei, he´s not cool...he´s a FOOL + Idiot : A**** !!!!!!!!!! ...or should I say, I don´t like him...)
My teacher has friends like the other teachers ( they aren´t cool....) (but
he has no lovers!!) and his enemies are : the whole school ( expessilally ME)

So , in fact,Treize can´t be my  english teacher because he´s to cool,to
cute and to ze(ch)xy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)


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heero and the other gundam wing stuff here aren't MINE, dammit. they're [c] someone else. toast is also not mine. ><. moron.
but the art and the layout ARE mine. all mine. no takee. no takee and all will be toastee.