Heero is not Toast [& Other Gundam Wing Facts]

heero's not toast. and the other boys aren't anything, either! =D these were all sent in by you, the fans, so be proud! i do almost no work for this part. YOU DO IT ALL! doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that you helped make this site better?!

Trowa
can die. He hasn't died recently, but I'm sure he could die. No one would miss him, although that isn't a very nice thing to say.
Chichiri
cannot die. He can take a stupid blonde-boy's ki full-on, get stuffed in a little ball of water wherin his shirt is ripped to shreds, and even put up with flame-haired bandits for extended periods of time. But he cannot die, because he is the fan favorite. This is also why flame-haired bandits cannot die. Which is a good thing, too, or else Chichiri probably would have beaten him to death with rocks by now.

.ABLITIES.
Trowa
can pilot a mobile suit and totally lack a rear end. He can run really fast and do spinny-spin flips through the air. He can scare people utterly, because he is a frightening clown. He can also poke out people's eyes with his unibang.
Chichiri
canNOT pilot a mobile suit, and probably has a rear end. However, he can teleport and polymorph, and can use neat zippy-zap magic on people. Chichiri is not a frightening clown. He can chibify, though. Also, he does have a mask. But it's not a clown mask. It's a tragic-past mask. Or something. Chichiri could probably poke out eyes as well as Trowa, even though his bangs merely defy gravity and are not unibangs. Don't make him feel un-special.

.FRIENDS.
Trowa
has friends. Heero is his friend because they are both quiet and boring. Duo is his friend because Duo is the only one who is stupid enough to play Trowa repeatedly at chess even though Duo sucks. Quatre is Trowa's very good friend. They play music. Duo thinks they are sissies. What does he know? WuFei is Trowa's friend because the pilots have no choice but to be WuFei's friend; Otherwise, the pilots would not get along and they would hurt each other, which would be a Bad Thing. Catherine is Trowa's friend. She keeps him from blowing himself up. Bad Trowa. And she throws knives at him. Mariemaya was not Trowa's friend, but now they get along. Zechs is Trowa's friend. Noin is Trowa's friend. Trieze might have been Trowa's friend if he hand't die. Hell, everyone is Trowa's friend because Trowa won't argue with you about anything, he'll just nod!!!
Chichiri
also has friends. Miaka is Chichiri's friend. He protects her. Tamahome is Chichiri's friend because Tamahome needs serious help from people. Hotohori is Chichiri's friend because Chichiri can put up with him. Nuriko is Chichiri's friend because Nuriko is nice. Yay Nuriko. Tasuki is Chichiri's friend even though he is really annoying. Mitsukake is Chichiri's friend 'cause they have some weird tragic-past thing, and Chiriko is Chichiri's fried because he is kawaii. Nakago is not Chichiri's friend. Nakago is scary. Hikou used to be Chichiri's friend. But then he died. And then he came back again. They're friends again now. Even though Hikou died again. Chichiri has many friends.

.SPEECH.
Trowa
rarely ever talks. Sometimes he blinks. He never laughs. Trowa should lighten up. He should read some nice Chicken Soup books. Poor Trowa.
Chichiri
talks funny. He says "no da" at the end of all sentances. Except when he's serious. Or forgets. Chichiri's speech is dangerous to listen to, as it is addictive, no da. Chichiri does not need Chicken Soup books. He needs speech therepy tapes, na no da.

DEATH
Trowa: Tro-chan can die. But he can survive the big cannon attack from Wing Zero and be drifting in space for awhile only wearing a spandex suit and a metal helmet. However he, unlike Heero, is a mortal. But we don't Trowa to die. Quatre would be very sad. Do you want Quatre to be sad?! If Quatre is sad, Trowa will come back from the dead and be alive. So I guess, Trowa cannot die.
Pencil: Can die. One can step on it, melt it, or blow it up with the big cannon on Wing Zero. Pencils die everyday.

ABILITIES
Trowa: Trowa can do cool flips and jumps and can play nice music with Quatre and sit and say nothing and be cool and have no ass and make Quatre blush and tame lions and see Quatre in his little cute neko outfit when no one is around. Take that, pencil!!!
Pencil: ....uh, it can be an instrument of writing.

FRIENDS
Trowa: Trowa has lotsa friends, actually. Heero is a friend even though he is kinda mean and points guns at people. Duo is his friend, even though he is always playing "Remove the Spandex, Maxwell (TM)" with Heero. Wufei, Noin, Sally, and Catherine are also Trowa's friends. Dorothy is not Trowa's friend. Dorothy is a meanie-poopie head that is mean to Quatre. But Quatre is Trowa's **Special** friend. Quatre makes Trowa smile, and be happy, and go to conventions dressed as Vash and Nicholas D. Wolfood. Trowa likes being Wolfwood.
Pencil: Has no friends and no enemies. But it doesn't like Trigun, from what a pen told me, so thus it has many enemies.

REPLACEMENTS
Trowa: There is no official Trowa replacement. Who in the HELL wants to replace Trowa?! But some people think Adam Sandler as Little Nicky, or Iori
Yagami, or Zelgadiss Greywords, or Legato Bluesummers would do just fine. But Quatre would be sad if he had to make out with Iori.
Pencil: the pencil has many replacements. Such as a pen or another pencil or a marker or a crayon. Duo breaks them all the time. Duo gets angry and breaks it and cuts his finger and Heero kisses it and Heero puts a band aid on it and... that's another story. But the pencil is expendable.

Trowa is not a Day-old coconut donut from a Dunkin' donuts somewhere in the
farmlands of Idaho. Trowa is a tall, quiet person with a unibang that can
poke your eye out, and a Day-old coconut donut from a Dunkin' donuts
somewhere in the farmlands of Idaho is a round ring of dough that sits on a
plate and sometimes shreds of coconut fall off. Also, trowa is not a stop
sign either. Stop signs just silently yell at people to stop.

What A lightbulb can do:
It can make light when u put it in a socket.
It can't Eat cause it's never been on the ground. it doesn't have arms or legs. it can't talk.
It can blink, that is if the light is almost dead ¬¬

Death:
Trowa:I dunno if Trowa can die, if he can it's the best thing he can do.
Light bulb: If the power on the lightbulb is low and FINALLY goes out, then it's dead. dead lightbulb people ^^

Replacements:
Trowa: No Replacements for trowa, but.. a piece of cardboard will work..
Lightbulb: another lightbulb'll do..

DEATH
Trowa: Can definitely die. Sometimes Trowa likes to die on purpose by blowing
up his Gundam, but then Cathy gets mad at him.
Pigs: Can also die. But they most likely get eaten. Nobody eats Trowa (I
hope)

ABILITIES
Trowa: Can do neat flips in the air. He can spin around so fast that he can
even beat Heero from drawing his gun *^_^* This is because Trowa is so
skinny. He needs to eat more though. Cathy should make him something else
besides soup.
Pigs: Can not do neat flips, or much of anything else. They just sit there
becoming fat and lazy until someone comes along and kills them. Pigs like to
eat, not just soup either. Sometimes they eat too much and die early. Trowa
would never do this, he's too smart. He might like pig food though, it's
something else beside soup.

FRIENDS
Trowa: Has lots of friends. Quatre is his friend. He and Quatre like to play
music together. Heero is his friend. Heero tells bad jokes and makes Trowa
laugh. Duo is his friend. They both play chess even though Duo sucks at it.
Wufei is not his friend, he is too mean ><
Pigs: Could have friends. But probably doesn't.

CLOTHES
Trowa: Wears clothes. Sometimes he forgets to put his shirt on though. He is
a shirtless clown. That's okay though. I do not mind.
Pigs: Do not wear clothing. They are naked. If you ever see a pig wearing
clothing, even a hat, do not be fooled. It's just a pig pretending to be
Trowa. Approach with extreme caution.

Trowa is not a rusty doorknob. Trowa is a very quiet and tall boy who likes to wear blue turtlenecks. A rusty doorknob is squeaky, which means it's not quiet. Most rusty doorknobs are not tall because they are round and circular objects. No doorknob of any kind wears blue turtlenecks to my knowledge. Trowa wears grey shoes (brand unknown). Rusty doorknobs do not, unless someone tried to hang grey shoes on them. Some rusty doorknobs are stuck to old doors. Trowa is not stuck to a door, nor was he ever stuck to a door... unless he got bullied when he was little. Some rusty doorknobs break when you try and grab them. If you tried to grab Trowa, he'd jump up real high, spin, then land somewhere far away from your filthy mits. In otherwords, Trowa does not break when you grab him. Evidence, you ask? Quatre grabs him all the time an-- *WHACK!* OW! Who threw that teacup!? Grr.... Anyways, back to my point! Trowa is NOT a rusty doorknob because rusty doorknobs turn a strange red color when they're old. Trowa is very fair-skinned and only turns a strange red color when Quatre goes ahead an-- *WHACK* Damnit! That one had tea in it!! >_< Oke, oke... enough with the color. But the real reason why Trowa isn't a rusty doorknob is because rusty doorknobs don't wear butt-tight white pants. The only reason they would is if they secrectly fell in love with a certain blonde Arabian and wanted to show off just like Trowa does! *quickly shields herself from the oncoming tea assult*... *blink*... Can't argue with THAT, now can ya!?

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heero and the other gundam wing stuff here aren't MINE, dammit. they're [c] someone else. toast is also not mine. ><. moron.
but the art and the layout ARE mine. all mine. no takee. no takee and all will be toastee.