Heero is not Toast [& Other Gundam Wing Facts]
  The Relena Torture Game
torture her all day long!

welcome to one of the best loved sections here at h.i.n.t. - the part where you childishly destroy relena! isn't it wonderful??
now, there are those of you who might hate me for this. some of you might think i am a sick little girl for making a section dedicated to killing chibi people. well, i have my pointless reasons. and it's FUN! c'mon, people, you need to take out your sense of humor again. yes, relena fans have even enjoyed this. just get over it and play!


~The Rules~

    Once you have entered a torture chamber, remember these key things: the point is to TORTURE Relena. Do NOT make her happy. Next, she is NOT as cute and innocent as she might appear. YOU MUST DESTROY HER. Last, FAILURE TO EXTERMINATE RELENA WILL CAUSE IMMEDIATE REMOVAL FROM MY SITE! I'LL NOT HAVE YOUR KIND HERE, SIR AND/OR MADAM!!
    Uh...that or you get a chance to try again. Uh...anyway...I'll just...shut up now...yea...


~The Flames~

check out the hilarious flames the RTG has been hit with.
~The Reason~

why did i make this section? why do i dislike relena? you might be surprised.

~The Relenas~
    As you can see, there are four different torture chambers to choose from. Each holds a different Relena! Different Relenas will have different personalities, so watch out.
    The various Relenas get their own tortures and deaths. See how she will die after your torture!
    There is a lot of doom, crying, insanity, and pain in this. I know suicide really bothers some people so only one Relena is this way. ^_^.
    Click on the Relena you wish to destroy and begin!
Darlien Relena

Style of Torture: emotional. [warning: suicide.]
Disgusting Rate: 5/10
Relena Personality: clueless. the plot of GW hasn't sunk in yet so she is happy, yet defiant. likes heero.
My Notes: this was the first relena torture game, done completely in my old drawing style, before this site was completely re-vamped. however much i wish to re-do it, the fans have spoken. it will forever remain unchanged, the classic darlien relena torture game, made in march, 2001. enjoy!
Government Relena [NEW!!!]

Style of Torture: various items.
Disgusting Rate: 10/10 [REAL blood! really!]
Relena Personality: she thinks she's better than she is. the decisions she makes will probably end up changing in the next panel. desperate for heero, and desperate to make her ideal of total pacifism a reality. she'll go to drastic measures to attain it.
My Notes: this is the first torture game to host a 1x2 torture. it is designed, though, so that not-1x2 fans can avoid it and still enjoy the other seven tortures. this is also the first game i did not draw. instead - i photographed it. and yes, all the items used are from my own collection. so play already...
Peacecraft Relena

Style of Torture: gundamW characters.
Disgusting Rate: 10/10
Relena Personality: complete moron. relena makes some of her stupidest decisions when running that school in the sanc kingdom. obsessed with heero.
My Notes: the second torture game, this one done in classic 30's horror movie black and white. i'm sure i'll color it someday, but at the time it was just too much to handle. these little chibis are hard to color! anyways...a different style of game...you don't choose the torture, you choose WHO tortures...
Queen Relena [teaser now open]

Style of Torture: ? currently undecided.
Disgusting Rate: ?/10
Relena Personality: i really want to make this one with javascript. HOW DO I DO IT? if anyone out there knows how to make javascript games and is willing to lend a hand, please contact me...

    Questions or comments or suggestions welcome ^_^. Flames are not. Remember, if you contact and tell me you hate me because you like Relena, I'll only ask why you visited the Relena Torture Game in the first place. This is just for fun, people ^_^. Don't get so serious.
Heero is not Toast [& Other Gundam Wing Facts]


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heero and the other gundam wing stuff here aren't MINE, dammit. they're [c] someone else. toast is also not mine. ><. moron.
but the art and the layout ARE mine. all mine. no takee. no takee and all will be toastee.