Heero is not Toast [& Other Gundam Wing Facts]
  The Relena Torture Game - Flames
fiery and sizzling.

want to flame my site?
okay! post all flames in the guestbook, or send to yamato@kyouryu.zzn.com. i'm eagerly awaiting your stupidity! ^_^.


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surprised? HINT and the RTG have gotten minimal flames compared to most hate sites. why? is it because i explain its just fun? is it because it IS fun? is it because i have good reasons for disliking relena? who knows. all i know is, the very few flames we have gotten are hilarious. please check them out. some might be in the guestbook, but the ones that messed up the whole thing were deleted. damn, people. use a space bar for chrissakes.

here are our flames. i feel no remorse posting all these people's information. hey, they handed it to me. plus, i want to show this stuff in its un-cut form! yay! feel free to email them stuff like - "points and laughs at your utter stupidity" and "who the hell taught YOU how to have a life" and equally cheesy yet annoyingly insulting things! :3

things in brackets [ ] are my comments.


~UR flames R 2 Fun!!!1~
friday, nov. 30, 2001
Name: Heero Yuy
E-mail address: jwaud@cogeco.ca
Homepage URL: http://none
Is Heero Toast??!: I LIKE Relena, you moron.
Comments: RELENA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!x200  [i had to delete some of the !'s because it was pushing the page off the screen.]
YES SHE DOES, DISSAGREE... DIE! - BURN IN HELL! - DIE!

[mommy, guess what i learned in school today! i have to like relena, or else, god is going to send me to hell, where i will be eternally tormented by fiery demons while screaming in a voice resounding with my everlasting pain!
i think i know now why relena's driver's name is "pagan".
heck is a place for people who don't believe in gosh.]


friday, nov. 30, 2001
Name: Heero Yuy [strikes back]
E-mail address: jwaud@cogeco.ca
Homepage URL: http://none
Is Heero Toast??!: I LIKE Relena, you moron.
Comments: THIS SITE IS NOT PERFECT

[and heero is not toast. :3]

THE RELENA TORTURE MUST GO.

[omigosh you're right! it hasn't seen a toilet in MONTHS! if we don't get it one soon it'll go all over my NEW FLOOR!]

IF NOT, IN ONE PHONE CALL,

[are you sure it's not gonna take two calls?]

I CAN HAVE THIS SITE SHUT DOWN. ANTI-RELENA MUST BE STOPPED!

[that's right! go ahead and call your... anti-relena police and shut down all the many hundred relena-hate sites out there! this one included, even though it's NOT A RELENA HATE SITE. it's a gundam wing humor site with some exceptions! ouch. /ouch./]


friday, nov. 30, 2001
Name: [the return of the] Heero Yuy
E-mail address: jwaud@cogeco.ca
Homepage URL: http://none
Is Heero Toast??!: OF COURSE NOT!!!
Comments: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT ANTI-RELENA?

[i dunno :3

RELENA IS JUST FINE, YOU PEOPLE DON'E LIKE HER BECAUSE YOU DON'T WAN'T PEACE.

[XD that's rich. pure richness. not only is relena a fictional character fighting for a fictional peace, but you can like peace and still be really annoying.

IF YOU THINK SHE'S SUCH A BITCH THAN YOU HAVE TO BE PART OF THE TALIBAN OR OSAMA BIN LADEN'S ORGANIZATION.

[so, let me get this straight:
relena's attitude annoys me = i was on the inside loop planning the sep 11 plane crashes, sipping coke with ol' binny and slappin' knees with the taliban? you're too smart for me, man. :3]

I BET ALL YOU RELENA HATERS ARE MEGA FANS OF EPYON, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, EPYON SUCKS.

[opinionated, aren't we. so relena dis-likers not only are best buds with bin laden, but we love epyon - which sucks. mmm. so if you love epyon AND like relena...you're a freak? i'm confused.]

IT'S A GUNDAM THAT CAN BE BEAT BY WING ZERO ANY DAY, TALLGEESE 3 AT LEAST HAS A LONG RANGE WEAPON.

[haha. that's why heero and zechs were going at it like dogs the entire series, half of it in wing zero and epyon. beat wing zero any day? gundam wing would only be 30 episodes long... :3]

IF EPYON AT LEAST HAD A SET OF VULCANS THAN HE WOULD MAKE SENSE.

[you're off topic. do i care? does anyone care?]

THAT'S ONE OF MANY FLAWS. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM TRY ARGUEING WITH ME BY EMAILING ME AND GIVING YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS BACK.

[yes, i want to email you and start a flame war over how much epyon sucks when i could give a damn about epyon and/or defending it.]

YOU RELENA HATERS/OSAMA WORSHIPERS CAN GO TO HELL

[*sigh* here's the whole bin laden thing again. you know, you seem pretty caught on bin laden. is he your college sweetie? did you guys have a rocky relationship? this much hatred is unnatural. i think you're taking it out on relena dis-likers. maybe you should talk to him about this. i'm sure he's as torn up as you are. the whole crash thing was probably a sign of grief. he's longing for you! go to him! go to your lover! be FREE!]


Name: Relena Peacecraft
E-mail address:
Homepage URL:
Is Heero Toast??!: I LIKE Relena, you moron.
Comments: RELENA IS COOL SO YOU ALL SUCK!!!!.............[x200] uhhhh ....................................................................[x200]
Is Heero a dot?

[what is it with like, the three relena-supporters who've posted negatively in my guestbook? they've all used excessive amounts of annoying symbols to push the page off the screen so that the entire thing is therefore messed up. i can only thank the other couple hundred relena-supporters who've signed and not made complete fools of their entire belief system. you guys, go slap these people. these excessive amounts of annoying symbols people. slap them. they're making you look bad.]


~I Repeat:~
want to flame my site?
okay! post all flames in the guestbook, or send to yamato@kyouryu.zzn.com. i'm eagerly awaiting your stupidity! ^_^.
Heero is not Toast [& Other Gundam Wing Facts]
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heero and the other gundam wing stuff here aren't MINE, dammit. they're [c] someone else. toast is also not mine. ><. moron.
but the art and the layout ARE mine. all mine. no takee. no takee and all will be toastee.